It Had Been Decided, Long Ago, By Ancient, Mythical Beings, That The Teletubbies Would Invade The Earth At Some Point In This Current Millenium. Now Is That Time..

Those rotten little piles of shit, which were thought up by some psycopathic granny knitter, with nothing better to do with her life than invent ridiculos, coloured things with televisions in their bellys..

GODDAM woman.. why couldn't you just get your thrills from going up and down on your
'Stana Stairlift', and pretending say..to be at the fairground with your grandchildren?

But NOO, you had to sit there, with your needle and thread and knit these foolish little creatures just to terrorise the world and secretly hypnotise all the little kiddies into giving you ALL their sweets. Yes, thats right I'm on to you, you, you, big old 'World domination and control of sweets' Woman.

Well, let me tell you what i think of your little creations..no better still, i'll show you.

OBSERVE

Ha, i have the stuffing from him now!!

Radioactive plop.....get yer suit on.